Ahhhh, such a nice day. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the mommies are yelling, the teenagers are hungry, the dads are praying, the mommies and teenagers are waiting, the San Stefano brunch is closing... ahh.
Last night, I dreamed that a good friend and I switched bodies. It was a bit like Freak Friday, except without the lameness. So we switched bodies, homes, families, everything, and it was going along fine, except when we had to brush our teeth. I had no idea which toothbrush to use, and vice-versa. For future reference, mine is the green one. Sometimes I do wish I could switch bodies with people. Don't get me wrong, I'm perfectly happy with the life I'm living, but swapping would be a welcome change as well as a challenge. Maybe sometime in the next century, it will be invented. It would be like one of those 'How Much Do You Know About Your Best Friend' game shows. I'm sure it would cost a myriad amount of money, but, eh. It's worth it.
You know what gets me thinking sometimes? Now don't get me wrong, I don't question the dogma of my beautiful religion, but I do wonder about reincarnation. You know, we could have lived in another time, but we would never know 'cause we don't remember it. I mean, for all I know, I could have been Hitler or James Brown (it's a gender pattern, you see. Male, female, asexual. Male, female, asexual). I don't believe in reincarnation, though, not only because it's not mentioned in my religion, but because it doesn't make sense. Everyone gets one turn, the end. Badda Bing Badda Boom. The end.
In other news, I can fit a whole pack of gum in my mouth at once. Jaw ache? Oh God yes.
Isn't that Kureiji?
Last night, I dreamed that a good friend and I switched bodies. It was a bit like Freak Friday, except without the lameness. So we switched bodies, homes, families, everything, and it was going along fine, except when we had to brush our teeth. I had no idea which toothbrush to use, and vice-versa. For future reference, mine is the green one. Sometimes I do wish I could switch bodies with people. Don't get me wrong, I'm perfectly happy with the life I'm living, but swapping would be a welcome change as well as a challenge. Maybe sometime in the next century, it will be invented. It would be like one of those 'How Much Do You Know About Your Best Friend' game shows. I'm sure it would cost a myriad amount of money, but, eh. It's worth it.
You know what gets me thinking sometimes? Now don't get me wrong, I don't question the dogma of my beautiful religion, but I do wonder about reincarnation. You know, we could have lived in another time, but we would never know 'cause we don't remember it. I mean, for all I know, I could have been Hitler or James Brown (it's a gender pattern, you see. Male, female, asexual. Male, female, asexual). I don't believe in reincarnation, though, not only because it's not mentioned in my religion, but because it doesn't make sense. Everyone gets one turn, the end. Badda Bing Badda Boom. The end.
In other news, I can fit a whole pack of gum in my mouth at once. Jaw ache? Oh God yes.
Isn't that Kureiji?
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