Today, I was doing my usual Googling (look up 'why can't I' in the search box. Never fails to please!) and I decided to cheer up one of my down friends by translating one of my ramblings in Urdu, only to discover that Google doesn't translate English text to Urdu! The outrage! Naturally, I sent one of my infamous (not really, I just send a lot) angry emails, and I've yet to get a reply. Hmph.
Well, this isn't the first time I've been a Good Samaritan (Bless my soul). On a recent vacation to Canada (I KNOW, please don't ask), I was shopping in this great store, Winners, when I found the perfume that I had been searching for for quite a while. I naturally bought it, but upon farther inspection of the package, I came across a sticker that said 'Property of Shoppers Drug Mart. If this product is being sold at another store, please call ---'. Naturally, being the Good Samaritan (God Bless me) I called this toll free number and tattled. It was fun. I didn't win any prizes, though, but the lovely Gentleman on the other end thanked me profusely, and he told me that I was the first person to EVER call. I was honoured. I'm the first Shoppers Drug Mart snitch. I feel like this. Media, I love you!
Anyways, sorry if any of the companies I told on or complained about got detention or something lame like that. Get over it. Back in the day (three years ago, really) I owned detention. I was in detention so much that I became detention monitor, just to save teachers the trouble of saying, 'Detention!' I once had this teacher who sneezed so much that I hung a sign at the edge of my desk that said 'BLESS YOU' in big bold letters. Every time she sneezed, we all just pointed to my desk. She once came to class with a big thank you sign. Good times.
Isn't that Kureiji?
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