[Insert Owl City Lyrics]

You might need to sit down for this one. I have a revelation to make. I am..human. GASP! I know. I'll give you a minute to let that sink in....
...Minute's over. Yeah, I thought we should get that out of the way before I move on to whatever.

I have small quirks and strange habits too, you know. For example, I will literally get out of bed at 3 am to fix my sheets. If they're not tight as spandex on a 130 kg woman, then I can't sleep. I think it's more of an OCD thing, y'know? I was in the (makeshift) kitchen earlier throwing together a (makeshift) dinner and I noticed that there was a lonely blue elastic band out of place with the yellow ones. I obviously had to locate more blue elastics in order for the blue one to not feel so lonely. Also, I lost a chopstick and that upsets me. I flipped the (makeshift) kitchen looking for it.

Where oh were have thou gone?
Have thee from my life withdrawn?

No, I'm not going to do this.

When I write an essay for school, I love writing it in the smallest possible font so that when I enlarge it, I've written much more than I thought. It's a pleasant surprise. I do enjoy being pleased. I enjoy extremely hot weather, or what I like to call a blow dryer day. I'm sure anyone who's been to the Mid-West knows what I'm talking about. I think I enjoy it because I spent so many years living in the Ice Age and I do rather enjoy change. Change is good, oddly enough.

Anyways, I have another essay to write. This time, it's a personal choice: an analyzing of Haruki Murakami's Kafka on the Shore. Too bad I hated the book. It drove me away from the edge.

Isn't that Kureiji?