Fool Proof

I often catch myself saying the following:

'What am I doing? WHY AM I LIKE THIS? I'm so weird!'

As often as.... 3 times a day? I like being a little bit off, though. It makes me feel like I boldly go places where no man has gone before. It's a small step for me, but one giant leap for man. Sound familiar? You have 10 seconds on the clock to Name That Quote!

Okayyy..I'm done now. I bring this up because I have an odd habit of mending a disagreement with my parents. It always works. I've been doing it for years now, and it's never failed me. Basically, when I'm upset, I make a series of loud noises, such as wailing, banging, breaking, a sigh of frustration, throwing plastic things at the mirror for a loud plink and various other irritating sounds. This will eventually lure my mother into my room where after ten minutes of conversation, crying, hugging, and laughing, I win. :) It's fool proof. Also, I'm the baby of the family so I can get away with it.

Last night I won myself a ticket to Kuwait for Thursday August 26th. Score? 74-3. I'm extremely excited to spend the last 10 days of Ramadan there, because it's always a wonderful experience going to the Masjid Al-Kabir, where Sheikh Rashid Al Afasy is blaring on the sound system. Islam is awesome.

People who put religion in a box are Kureiji morons. Just because you're religious, doesn't mean you have to check your common sense at the door!

Smart Mouths.