Yes, Let's Feed the Hermits

Meet the Intelligent Toilet, your one-stop hospital in a bathroom. This baby not only devours urine and feces, but it also analyzes urine, measures blood pressure, measures body temperature, measures visitor weights, and much more. Once it gathers up all this information, it sends it to your laptop or PC, whereupon it is emailed to your physician. It's a shame it doesn't also provide the user with medications and such. (You know, for health reasons ;) )

The inventor with too much time on his hands came up with the idea for the Intelligent Toilet when he saw the numerous amounts of people waiting for health check ups at hospitals. He wondered why people coudn't get their tests done at home (while they're pooping). He chose the toilet for a valid reason, though. Imagine your coffee maker or TV blaring out your weight and urine concentration every time you turned them on. It's a bit unnerving.

So now that you can get everything done at home, why leave it? You can order groceries over the phone, you can shop online or on TV, you can take online courses, and you can get a check up on the can. This is encouraging obesity and hermitism (I don't mean the Hellenistic Egyptian religion). But on the plus side, you won't have to leave your home and wait for hours for a doctor to stick needles in you to tell you that you're okay. All the Intelligent Toilet needs is a TV, a magazine rack, an Easy Bake oven, and we're in business.

Oh, did I mention that the Intelligent Toilet is Japanese?

How Kureiji are they?